I’m told the Golden Gate Bridge is painted continuously – crews start at one end and when they reach the other they start over. I do the same thing with my house, but I’m guessing the bridge crew is a lot faster.
I began my latest campaign with our bedroom which hadn’t been painted since the day before our 11-year-old son was born. (Yes, try to banish the visual – a hugely pregnant woman going up and down an 8-foot ladder.)
If I may say so myself, the bedroom turned out great – warm, tidy and inviting. But we all know what happens once you paint one room. Suddenly the rest of the house looks like a public works building that hasn’t been updated since the Reagan administration.
So I decided to keep going until I’d updated the whole house. Not a bad prospect. I love painting. It’s instant gratification. Slap on a little liquid happiness and the scuffs, scratches and scars instantly disappear. But there is a downside. It’s become clear over the years that I’m hopeless at choosing paint.
Clues that I’m hopeless at choosing paint:
- After test-painting a wall a dark green color, I remarked to my then-toddler, “I think I really hate this color.” He replied, “I hate it, too.” Better taste than I, and still in diapers.
- My neighbor once remarked, when viewing a newly-painted bathroom, “That’s a brave choice.”
- I recently got a can of paint free because the color I chose was so hard to mix they finally just gave up and gave it to me for nothing.
- My husband, when shown the paint I’d carefully chosen for our sunroom said, “Oh, another shade of beige.”
On this go-round, I’ve decided to use one of the pre-selected color palettes designed specifically for hopeless painters. I now feel pressure to paint everything in the house before the manufacturer obsoletes the color palette. Nothing worse than a renovation that’s already out of style.
So I’ve become a regular at the paint store. I even have a frequent buyer’s discount that I got pretty much just for walking in. There are cans of paint everywhere, some still unopened. Somehow, I need to keep up my motivation.
Maybe I could start a support group for obsessive painters. (The first invitation will go to a dear friend who confessed her bedroom is about two inches narrower than it used to be because she’s painted the bedroom so many times.) Anyone want to join in? You can bring your folder full of paint chips to the next meeting.