Never one to pass up an opportunity, I’m using a situation that occurred yesterday to get a little familial love. Not that kind of familial love! Seriously. I mean spousal support and validation.
It seems my husband’s phone lit up yesterday after I published my post about cleaning out the garage. He asked me what I’d written when he returned home.
Asked me, because he doesn’t read my blog. He subscribes by email, but he doesn’t read past the blurb.
“It’s too much trouble to log in and everything,” he said.
“Click,” I responded. “All you have to do is click.”
This isn’t the first time this has happened, and let me say, I’m really flattered that so many of his friends are readers. But he should be reading it, too, if for no other reason than to know why the rolling pin is coming at him when he walks in the door.
So I’m giving him one more chance to see what I’ve disclosed to countless others. Here, in one easy list, are all the recent blog posts in which he figures prominently, so he will know that his friends know:
- His idea of a “Honey, I’m home” gift is ugly, free logo wear.
- He once nearly bought me a retired sled dog team.
- We have different approaches to discipline.
- He fat-fingered the pass code on the TV.
- He leaves the heavy-lifting to me when it comes to controversial topics.
- I featured him in a haiku (Can’t even read a haiku! How lazy can you get?)
- And of course, from this post, that he never reads beyond the first line of an email. But they probably knew that already.
So there you are, dearest. Now you can catch up. All you have to do is click. See you tonight.
Ha! You’re hilarious. Matt has done this to me so many times!
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Why, thank you! Let’s hope he thinks so, too 🙂
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Ha ha! That’s too funny! I hope he reads it. If my wife wrote a blog, I’d be reading it.
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As you should, if for no other reason than to see if you’re starring in it.
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And the next blog should be “Why my husband shouldn’t read my blog”. :^)
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He’ll for sure read that one!
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Hahahaha! I hope he reads them! 🙂
My husband does not read my blog all the time unless it’s a post for him. I also quiz him about it right after to make sure he did! Hahahahaha.
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I gave up trying to quiz him. I’m hoping the peer pressure angle works.
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Good luck with this. Alas, my long-suffering wife is my proofreader, so she “gets” to read my posts several times.😃
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I would never let him proofread, egads! As proof, I should write a post on the time he used spell check to proof a resume cover letter…
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I’m *my* wife’s proofreader, so…
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You, sir, are a prince among men.
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I am? Well, thank you, but how? She loves to write (and so do I), but since she’s a combination (audio-visual) learner, she’s always asking me to read her writing out loud, and I always notice those little nitpicky things…
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There is great value in a good editor.
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Actually, he’s a prince among men because he’s such a great guy. That’s why he’s my best friend and that’s why I married him.
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Awwww, that’s nice!
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I prefer a cast-iron frying pan. It packs so much more punch than the average rolling pin.
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I may have to move to this or similar heavy artillery to get his attention 🙂
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This is brilliant! John reads mine. He will randomly bring up something I wrote days or weeks ago that I have forgotten about. One time I was doing a link up and one of the questions was name a celebrity that you have a crush on. My answer was Chase Landry on Swamp People. The next time we watched that show he made some snarky remark about it. Oops.
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Well, that’s the downside of having your spouse read your blog 🙂
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I often quiz my husband or just put him on the spot and make him read it while I watch and ask ‘what part are you reading now?’ every time he cracks a smile. Poor guy. I gotta say, the sled dog thing is reason to keep him in my book!
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It’s possible we would be a one-child family if that sled dog team had rolled into town.
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I love this! My husband doesn’t read my posts because he says it’s my personal space. So, I’ve started tagging him on FB. That get’s his attention because others comment and his phone buzzes all day. In his defense, he did read my posts while I was parading around Italy. I don’t think he’ll keep it up though. So Facebook tagging it is!
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Ha, ha! My husband won’t friend me on FB either. We take the concept of personal space to a whole new level. And yet we’ve managed to stay married for over 20 years.
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Oh Sarah, your blogs make me smile because they are so “YOU”.
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I tried to be someone else for awhile, but it didn’t work out 🙂
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Thats hysterical! I’m sorry he doesn’t read your blog – I’m lucky my hubby does! Stopping by from SITS!
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Perhaps it’s a good thing. It gives me lots of material…
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I think of all the things I’ve ever written…blog…newspaper articles etc the only thing he read was the article that briefly mentioned his dad
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It’s nice to know I’m not the ONLY one.
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I hope he appreciates all your doing for him! haha.
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Clearly he doesn’t even know what I do. He’d have to READ!
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Laughing because mine doesn’t read it either…. I need to do more husband posts!
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If he’s not reading you can pretty much write whatever you want. That’s the upside.
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hahaha! My husband reads every one of my posts–I guess I just always thought that was normal.
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I would not dispute that it’s normal 🙂
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So funny! My husband doesn’t read my blog either. I’m a little insulted, but he just doesn’t see the point – he says he already knows everything I’m going to say anyway 🙂 I need to write something shocking to shake him up!
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My husband could not possibly know what I’m going to write which is why he should read – I bet you could think of something to surprise yours 😉
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That should be a mantra for all of us: “All you have to do is click!” (Does he know a haiku is only seventeen measly syllables each and every time!!?!?!?!)
Happy Monday, dear one! I hope on Father’s day he found some time to read his wife’s yummy goodness! LOL!!
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No, I think he’s on strike to prove a point. You’d think he knows me better than that, poor man.
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This is hysterical! I totally get it though. Men need things clear and easy. I feel lucky that I somehow conned my husband into guest posting on my blog.
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Considering how much effort it requires to get him to do something like taking down the Christmas lights, a guest-post might need a two-year lead time.
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