As I write my annual, snarky Christmas letter, I’m revisiting some highlights of past years. From my heart to yours. With apologies.
Two of Three Kids Master Ski Lift
The Days introduced the kids to skiing this spring in Idaho. Even Child #3 was able to participate in ski school. Miraculously, though he was age 3 at sea level, his age increased to 4 once the family reached higher elevations.
Unfortunately, after two days of skiing, Child #3 was still exiting the chair lift in a face-down position.
“Well, there’s always next year,” Sarah said blithely, brushing the snow out of his nostrils.
Fun Economic Facts
Due to the the recent meltdown of the economy:
- The Days have delayed retirement to age 85
- Child #1 will have to work two jobs while in college
- Child #2 will attend community college
- Child #3 will attend McDonald’s Hamburger University
- The value of the Days’ stock portfolio is now roughly equivalent in value to a 1980 Volkswagen Vanagon
In a bow to rising gas prices, Mr. Day traded in his SUV for a subcompact named Bubbles. At birth, Bubbles weighed 2489 pounds and was 161.6″ long.
“You’d think I’d be buying a mid-life crisis car,” said Mr. Day, “But pride only goes so far at $4.00 a gallon.”
Tomorrow, excerpts from 2009…
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